found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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