I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
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Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
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fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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