shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
well most of my day revolves around power hour
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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