Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Randomize
