Buhtt sex?
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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