Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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