Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
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He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
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Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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