if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Can you bring me the toilet please
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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