Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
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