The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
