found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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