the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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