69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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