do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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