Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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