I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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