new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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