It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
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look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
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I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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