question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
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you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
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All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
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