I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
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His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
He keeps bees of course he's weird
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Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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