Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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