Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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