Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
He called his prostate his "boner button".
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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