It's like God shit irony all over that family
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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