Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
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