My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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