Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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