This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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