Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
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please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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