im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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