its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Randomize
