Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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