We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
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This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
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Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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