North Korea, Best Korea!
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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