Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
