i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
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