Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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