Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
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