Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
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