If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
vagina is talking i cant
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
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