at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
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Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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