After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
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