.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
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