and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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