If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
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I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
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Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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