I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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