Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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