My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
We got so high we made milksteak
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
Randomize
