I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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