I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
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Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
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The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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