you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
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