People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
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